Part II - Sohryu Asuka Langley's case

Scene: Asuka in school uniform sitting on a folding chair (a la TV
episodes 25/26)
Asuka: What? Evangelion2!? Are you stupid? I'm not going to do that!!
You've got to be kidding!! (spits) After all, idiot Shinji will get the
lead again... and I'll just end up a broken person. (kicks back in
chair  and yawns) You think I can put up with that? (sits up in
surprise)  What!? This time I get to be the lead!? And the world will
revolve  around me!? Are you serious!? You're not lying!? Honest!?

Telop: And thus began the Asuka Idol Project!!
Scene: Shinji, Touji and Kensuke on the aircraft carrier deck (Ep5) --
they turn to see a very busty Asuka in yellow dress
Asuka: Hi there!! I'm Sohryu Asuka Langley. Pleased to meet you!!
(The wind whips up Asuka's dress to partially show a bare buttock from
behind. Shinji, Touji and Kensuke's jaws drop and the three keel over
backwards spurting blood from their noses. All three = [AT power -> UP])

Asuka (holding down dress like Marilyn Monroe): Iyaa~!! Ecchi!!
Misato (disgusted, muttering): Put on some underpants!
(Asuka gives the camera a thumbs-up sign with a sneering, triumphant
expression)

Scene: Nerv bathing facility -- Men's bath
Gendo (off camera): How's it hanging lately, Fuyutsuki?
Fuyutsuki (off camera): Mmm... well... my years are getting the best of
me.
Gendo: In my case it's stress.....
Fuyutsuki: There is no end to our hardships.
Gendo: I guess not.
(The two enter the main bathing area)
Fuyutsuki: Even so, could you at least remove your glasses when taking a
bath?
Gendo: These are my specifications.
Fuyutsuki: Specifications? Well then, I guess it can't be helped.
Gendo/Fuyutsuki: *muffled gasps*
(A startled/blushing Asuka looks up from washing her extremely
voluptuous body, then shrieks and jumps into the large bathtub in order
to cover herself.)
Asuka: Kyaaaa!! I mistook the men's and women's baths!!
(Gendo/Fuyutsuki = [AT power -> UP]. The two turn around so that their
backs face a now-grinning Asuka)
Gendo: It looks like you've still got it.
Fuyutsuki (looking down): Yeah, well... at least a little.

Scene: Makoto walks in on a half-naked Asuka in the pilots' dressing
room
Asuka (embarassed): Kyaaaa!! I'm changing!!
(Makoto = [AT power -> UP])

Scene: Shigeru opens a lavatory stall door to see Asuka sitting on the
toilet
Asuka (embarassed): It... it's occupied!!
(Shigeru = [AT power -> UP])

Telop: And then, an Angel Attack
Scene: Command Center
Misato: Asuka, are you ready!?
Asuka (radio voice): A-okay!!
Maya: Eva-02, Laun... (turns in shock/surprise) ch...!!
(Makoto and Shigeru shout and cheer for Asuka)
Shigeru: Yeeeaahhh! A-su-ka!!
Makoto (holding megaphone): Go! Go! A-su-ka!!
Misato (aghast): What the hell...? What is going on...!?
(An "ASUKA(heart)" banner hangs from the upper tier where Gendo and
Fuyutsuki watch; Fuyutsuki waves a tiny "Asuka(heart)" flag)
(Asuka crying for joy in the entry plug)
Asuka: Everyone... everyone is watching... they are all watching me!!
This is the world I wished for!!

Scene: Asuka's sickroom -- Asuka stares vacantly up at the ceiling with
a weak smile on her face
Asuka (weakly): Aha...
Shinji (shouting): Oh!! Asuka laughed!! Hey, Ayanami!! Asuka just
laughed!!
Rei (turning to leave room): Is that so... But this time turned out to
be a dream, too.
Shinji (puzzled): Huh!? What's the matter, Ayanami...?
Rei: It's nothing, Ikari.

(Black screen with "Sohryu Asuka Langley's case, Fin")

Rei (in front of screen): Mine wouldn't turn out this way. After all,
I've got Commander Ikari.

Shinji turns shocked to see Gendo peaking through the sickroom door,
still wearing the police jacket and hat....

End Part II